I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
(Source: ecooli, via alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars)
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road